Types of Phaser


 * 1) Garage Door Opener (Key Fob) - very handy.
 * 2) DustbusterTM - ironically sucks less than a garage door opener. And an Electrolux.
 * 3) Full Sized - for when the shit goes down.
 * 4) Ferengi Whip - because nothing screams "practical" like a whip-like projectile weapon.
 * 5) Echo Papa 607 - futuristic dildo.